Lamination Colony has been online since 2003, publishing surrealist and/or bizarre and/or otherwise homeless dream sequence texts.

We hope to expose new, quality writers who are doing something innovative, interesting, or at least telling a story that stands out from places that keep printing the same similar-minded, middle-aged, limp-wristed, tacky, chewed-to-bits crap.

If you are one those, please submit. If not, you probably won't ever read this anyway. So hello.

We publish on a rather sporadic basis, depending on when we feel the time is right. We are trying to eat our bran.

"Weird stories. Cool art. Someday, people will look at the early days of Lamination Colony and say, 'hey, you remember when Lamination Colony was actually GOOD?'"-- Neal Pollack

For info on what kind of material we're looking for, look at our submissions page.

Editor: Blake Butler